My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.
The guy said sure.
So we decided to leave a nice little note
and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!
do you know how great the dresses from the 2010 alice in wonderland movie are
they’re really great
and let’s not forget the best thing
SOMEONE HAS FINALLY POINTED THIS OUT YESYES THANK YOU
FEMALE ARMOR THAT ACTUALLY COVERS THE BODY AND IS STILL FUCKING GORGEOUS I FUCKING LOVE THIS MOVIE EVEN IF IT’S NOTHING LIKE THE BOOKS
if someone calls you a slut, break their fucking neck without even hesitating or saying a single word and as they lay there on the ground dead, lean down close to their corpse and whisper
“slut means the end in swedish”
This should probably not be construed as valid legal advice.
She said it was ironic how soft and small my hands are because everything inside of me is vast and jagged.
She told me one time her aunt gave her a present that was wrapped up so beautifully she never even opened it.
She said it must get lonely when the world will look at you but no one will look in you."
why is a girl smoking considered soft grunge
why is anything considered soft grunge
what is soft grunge
Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune