esm398:

jakebumlick:

pika-brew:

pika-brew:

My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.

The guy said sure.

So we decided to leave a nice little note
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and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!

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oMGGGG

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pizza cares

Pizza understands

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

the-alphakids-have-the-tardis:

jaclcfrost:

jaclcfrost:

do you know how great the dresses from the 2010 alice in wonderland movie are

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they’re really great

and let’s not forget the best thing

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the armor

SOMEONE HAS FINALLY POINTED THIS OUT YESYES THANK YOU

FEMALE ARMOR THAT ACTUALLY COVERS THE BODY AND IS STILL FUCKING GORGEOUS I FUCKING LOVE THIS MOVIE EVEN IF IT’S NOTHING LIKE THE BOOKS

seducemymindyouidiot:

jaegerbitch:

if someone calls you a slut, break their fucking neck without even hesitating or saying a single word and as they lay there on the ground dead, lean down close to their corpse and whisper

slut means the end in swedish

This should probably not be construed as valid legal advice. 

trendymuslim:

heysimba:

I think a bird fell in the snow and then walked away. I think.

IM LAUGHING

trendymuslim:

heysimba:

I think a bird fell in the snow and then walked away. I think.

IM LAUGHING

rawflume:

and those are the best

rawflume:

and those are the best

"One time a girl told me it was a good thing I have such bright eyes because my mind is so dark.
She said it was ironic how soft and small my hands are because everything inside of me is vast and jagged.
She told me one time her aunt gave her a present that was wrapped up so beautifully she never even opened it.
She said it must get lonely when the world will look at you but no one will look in you."
(trm) you’re too pretty to be sad (via acutelesbian)
guo-jia:

stunningpicture:

After a lot of rain here in FL these baby frogs appeared. They eerily all faced the same direction.

THE RITUAL HAS BEGUN

guo-jia:

stunningpicture:

After a lot of rain here in FL these baby frogs appeared. They eerily all faced the same direction.

THE RITUAL HAS BEGUN

poptwart:

virginsacrificer:

is that john green

its a metaphor

poptwart:

virginsacrificer:

is that john green

its a metaphor

angelagossow:

why is a girl smoking considered soft grunge

why is anything considered soft grunge

what is soft grunge

trickwolves:

hey bro I gotchu condoms
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trickwolves:

hey bro I gotchu condoms

fangpants:

Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune

edsdick:

sheeran-nation:

cuddle-me-niall:

edsdick:

ed-sheeran-music:

worship-the-ginger-jesus:

AHAHAHAHAAHA BEST GIF SET EVER. 

CANT BREATHETB

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LAWL

reblogging this again cause it doesn’t have enough notes